The teacher stood in front of her Sunday-school class.

"Okay, can anybody tell me who Jesus is?" she asked.

Little Susie's hand went up.  "I know," she replied.  "He's a flower from the cemetary."

"Why do you say that?" asked the teacher.

"Because, the Bible says, "Jesus Christ a rose from the dead!"


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