1. Why didn't the Country singer give his wife a gift?
Because, he didn't like to rap.
2. What happens when Mr. Gump looks in the mirror?
You can't see the trees for the forest.
3. Why did the people in the 1930s need counselling?
Because, they were in a depression.
4. What's the difference between a good and a bad boss?
When you're sick, a bad boss will doc your pay;
a good boss will pay your doc.
5. Why should you meet your spouce in an espresso shop?
So you'll always have your coffee mate with you.
6. How are rich people and golfers alike?
They're both blue, when someone takes their green.
7. When does a golfer do well in a college class?
When he knows the course.
8. What is a golfer's favorite time in England?
Tea time!
9. Why should you trust a bull for directions?
Because, he'd never steer you wrong.
10. Why do Native Americans get to eat first?
Because, they have reservations.
11. What's the difference between a torpido and a cabinet company?
One sinks a ship;
the other ships a sink.
12. What's one ship that should never sink?
Friendship.
13. what do you get when you cross a cat with Petula Clark?
Finickys rainbow.
14. What do you get if you cross a Shakespeare play with a fastfood restaurant?
A Big McBeth.
15. How do dads travel around the North Pole?
On their popsickles!
16. What do you call a stone that's tricky?
You call it, a shamrock!
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