Here are some original bread quips; I hope you enjoy them.


I hope one of these days, to have more appropriate graphics on this page, such as a dancing loaf of bread, or, perhaps, just someone eating bread.


However, these will have to do, until I can find some others.


If you know of any linkable bread gifs, or, any graphics you would consider appropriate for this site, please, email them, using the contact info on the home page, or, on the fun home page.


In this way, you help to make Quipster's Place more fun


To those who do this, thanks in advance for your time and help.


Now, enjoy this page.  It won't cost you any dough, and, who knows?  Your spirits just might rise!

1.  Did you hear about the lazy bread?

It never did rise.


2.  Some folks are like bread; they have plenty of dough, but, won't rise to any occasion.


3.  We knead dough to make bread;

we need bread to make dough;

aren't we a needy bunch?


4.  Man shall not live by bread alone; these days, the preservatives come with it.


5.  Eating wheet bread goes against my grain.


6.  Sometimes, you go to buy bread, and, the store doesn't have it;

that's when your plans go a rye.


7.  A sick man wanted to get well,

oh yes, he was quite willin,

he let his bread sit out for a month,

and, he got penicillin!


8.  You don't need a map to find where to buy bread; just go yeast.


9.  Jewelers are somewhat like Jesus; they can turn stones into bread.

Actually, they're better at turning stones into dough.


10. Don't engage in half-baked schemes,

always rise to the challenge,

and remember: he who shops for bread should spend his dough wisely.

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