There was once a guy who spent all his days at the computer.
Day after day, people made fun of him because of his lack of physical activity.
One day, however, the guy decided he would show them all. So, he joined the Army.
It was his first day at Bootcamp, and the drill Sargeant was about to give the first marching orders of the day.
"Forward," he began, and was interrupted by the guy, who quickly asked,"to what email address, sir?"
The History teacher asked his class, "What was the absolute worst time in American History?"
Immediately, Forest Gump raised his hand. "That's easy," he replied. "It's the Grand Canyon."
The teacher, trying to be as tactful as possible said, "Well, the Grand Canyon is a place, not a time period, so, it fits in more with Geography. Why would you say it's the worst time in history?"
To which Forest Gump replied, "Well because, it is the great depression."
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