Here are some original quips about matches.
Sorry this one is so short, but, I'll add more, if I ever make any others on this subject.
Hope this is enough fire for now.
1. Matches work best when they're on strike!
2. Matches are different from Baseball players because
Matches only get one strike, and they're out.
3. Matches and workers are different; matches strike, then lose their heads.
4. Some matches are like boxers; they can strike anywhere!
5. You can strike a match, or strike your spouce, but, striking your spouce won't start a fire.
6. There is no match for a good strike, and, no strike for a bad match.
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