1. Thank you, Lord, for all this stuff,
I burned the bread,
and the meat's too tough;
but, give me strength to do your will,
'till I get home,
to a decent meal!
2. When life gives you a lemon,
and offers a sour deal,
you can still look on the bright side,
even a lemon has a peal.
3. If monkeys had cars, they'd drive us all bananas.
4. If you wish to start a bakery business, you must have plenty of dough.
5. Extra pounds are like good friends; they always seem to find us at Christmas.
6. If you exercise more,
and eat less, too,
then you are most certain,
to lose part of you.
7. I tried my best to diet,
but, sadly now, I find,
I quickly found,
an extra pound,
and now, I've lost my mind!
8. I exercise; I skip lunch, only to run into the snack machine.
9. For once, I'd like to be as thin as my wallet.
10. Under-nourished, over-fed,
once again, I burned the bread,
How much better I would feel,
if I'd burn the fat, instead of the meal!
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